tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post3267781001032944203..comments2023-10-18T01:26:10.564-07:00Comments on GAFCON: How I've Spent My Sabbatical.The Rev. Dr. Christian Trollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12036555999630488760noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-49145325691273220312014-06-19T04:57:22.837-07:002014-06-19T04:57:22.837-07:00Also - as an extra blessing to My faithful friends...Also - as an extra blessing to My faithful friends here: I now have a Twitter account - @RevDrTrollThe Rev. Dr. Christian Trollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12036555999630488760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-49190013049067256932014-06-19T04:52:42.349-07:002014-06-19T04:52:42.349-07:00Dear Messrs Grabbit & Run etc
You misunderstan...Dear Messrs Grabbit & Run etc<br />You misunderstand me - the tail end of Prostate Peter Ould's ministry fills me with nothing but sorrow. That some have the bare-faced cheek to mock the full moon of his teaching is disgraceful, and I have commenced writing a homily to comfort all who are similarly grieved to see the backside of his blog .The Rev. Dr. Christian Trollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12036555999630488760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-79834033998233801762014-06-19T04:32:21.155-07:002014-06-19T04:32:21.155-07:00I, for one, am SO glad you have returned from sabb...I, for one, am SO glad you have returned from sabbatical. Your wisdom is sorely needed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-38643286947343265592014-06-19T03:10:23.738-07:002014-06-19T03:10:23.738-07:00We act on behalf of our client, known internationa...We act on behalf of our client, known internationally as Prostate Pete, who is seeking employment in the Church of England. To this end, he is removing his esteemed blog from the Internet and Google Cache to hide it from bishops who may find his subject matter distasteful. If they become aware he has spent 10 years discussing penises, bottoms, prostates and the male anus, his chances of parish work amount to zero. We have sent a "cease and desist" letter to the Courthouse in Ichabod Springs to prevent you from ever mentioning our client in your homilies and bible seminars. We demand you remove any reference to Prostate Pete from your offensive teachings. We reserve the right to apply to the Supreme Court and President Obama to have you committed to the State PentitentiarySue, Grabbit and Run (Attorneys at Law)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-3854778584501149602014-06-19T00:24:15.053-07:002014-06-19T00:24:15.053-07:00Dear Holy Bible Teacher
Since my last question, I ...Dear Holy Bible Teacher<br />Since my last question, I have sadly declared myself utterly penniless and unemployed and am withdrawing from world-wide advice on the vital subject of men's bottoms. I live in Mr Welby's diocese and he seems displeased with my research into the anus. Not only can I not find a job in the Church of England, even post-gay homos are findng me ludicrous and hilarious. This is the final statement I will ever make to the world whch has learned so much about my own personal prostate. Would that my twin brother would shut his mouth too!<br />http://www.peter-ould.net/2014/06/15/an-exercise-in-stopping/An Unemployed Post-gay Married Homonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-25368694467504391542014-06-18T22:49:41.171-07:002014-06-18T22:49:41.171-07:00My Poor Post-Gay Child:
A great many of His Grace&...My Poor Post-Gay Child:<br />A great many of His Grace's subjects are unable to afford this pittance - the majority on account of their being held prisoner in a certain Australian Diocese whose previous Prelate suffered from an unfortunate gambling addiction.<br /><br />Rather than advise them to become party to the sin of usury, (especially since Wonga doesn't normally lend the kind of bullion His Grace charges for use of his modest vacational abode) I recommend engaging the services of a lawyer utterly devoid of scruples, and then setting the aforementioned mouthpiece loose against everybody who has ever failed to take one as seriously as one takes oneself.<br /><br />Not only will people generally throw something in your direction to make you go away on account of them having more valuable things to do with their time than argue with narcissistic bigots, but afterwards you can milk the gullible for sympathy and - if you don't mind lying - admiration at the great legal "victory" accomplished.<br /><br />As is the case with his churches, His Grace permits anyone in his house as long as they are prepared to pay and keep their mouth shut. Conseqeuntly you will be free to bring whoever you wish - even an Anglo-Austrian twin AND a newly-Roman fellow blogger if your tastes should run in such directions. Just don't let the Africans see them together.The Rev. Dr. Christian Trollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12036555999630488760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-80142570606195645132014-06-18T00:05:01.955-07:002014-06-18T00:05:01.955-07:00I can't afford £2000 per month to stay in Mr W...I can't afford £2000 per month to stay in Mr Welby's French retreat. As a post-gay homosexual, would it be ethical to take out a pay-day loan from Wonga to give to the Archbishop, if he thinks a post-homo like myself causes the murder of Africans? Does Mr Welby allow gays in his holiday home? Can I take my wife and boyfriend?A poor Post-gay Homonoreply@blogger.com