tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post8937624709105428812..comments2023-10-18T01:26:10.564-07:00Comments on GAFCON: "Let's be careful out there."The Rev. Dr. Christian Trollhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12036555999630488760noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-88941208249489407272016-11-19T01:34:30.867-08:002016-11-19T01:34:30.867-08:00You Americans never learn. After 8 years of being ...You Americans never learn. After 8 years of being governed by a Kenyan Muslim you have chosen another African to lead your corrupt Episcopal Church. This always leads to homosexuality. Thank goodness your new President is a wholesome family man who has married lots of women. Sydney Diocese is thrilled your new leader knows that God intends white men to have lots of sex with different wives. We hope Mr Trump will make gay sex illegal, along with Islam, Mexicans, lesbianism and Michael Curry.An intelligent Minister from Sydney Diocesenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-57376085181561947082016-11-18T14:02:45.651-08:002016-11-18T14:02:45.651-08:00Funny you ask My Child. Just this morning I have b...Funny you ask My Child. Just this morning I have been<br /> personally commissioned to celebrate both the birth of Our Lord and the Yuletide season generally by conducting an international study tour with the purpose of finding new places - preferably ones which won't fight back - to bomb. More news in coming weeks.The Rev. Dr. Christian Trollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12036555999630488760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-11809484355095392612016-11-18T01:01:32.671-08:002016-11-18T01:01:32.671-08:00You have been an inspirational leader in GAFCON fo...You have been an inspirational leader in GAFCON for many years and have displayed a profound ability to interpret God's Word of hatred and division. It is obvious the President-elect has been influenced by your effective ministry in his wish to legislate against Muslims, foreigners, yellow people and folks with no money. Will you be acting as chaplain at the inauguration? It is wonderful how God's displeasure with non-white people is finally to become law. Do you think God would like to blow up countries outside the USA?Dr Yolanda Squatbottomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-12023133946151181782016-11-17T16:40:42.455-08:002016-11-17T16:40:42.455-08:00Thank you, My Dear Isambard. You have recognized a...Thank you, My Dear Isambard. You have recognized an important aspect of this new phase of My Ministry, and were you less Sinful and better educated in the Scriptures which died for your Sins you would understand that I am, in accordance with <a href="http://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/9-22.htm" rel="nofollow">1 Cor. 9:22</a>, making myself weak in order to minister to the weak. Let's not beat around the bush: among the entourage rapidly assembling around the President-Elect-For-Life here at the trough Bishop Quinine is by the far the most educated. And he was obliged to leave school in the 3rd grade as a result of his being caught beating around somewhere else. (I believe it may have been the bicycle sheds.)<br /><br />Consequently it's important for me to work undercover (another schoolyard activity of My Bishop which may have contributed to his education's termination) and disguise My vast & comprehensive grammatical knowledge. I know in the process many of you will stumble and undoubtedly suffer eternal damnation as a result, but these things just can't be helped. Of primary importance here are the millions to be extracted before the American people wake up to the fact they're all marks in the largest game of 3 card monte the world has ever seen. Something I know you'll appreciate in the eons to come as the sulfurous fires caress you in indescribable agony.<br /><br />Incidentally, I've known a number of Goatpostures over the years, and always admired their remarkable flexibility. Are you related to the family in Ichabod Springs who operate a combined Tanning Clinic/Charcoal Chicken Restaurant ("Burnin' 'em both ways since '75")? Or are you descended from the Norwegian branch of the family, who in the 1700s made their fortune selling reindeer-skin surgical supports to the nomads of Lapland?The Rev. Dr. Christian Trollhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12036555999630488760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224671339660011652.post-72854096003561210912016-11-17T09:50:23.795-08:002016-11-17T09:50:23.795-08:00I rejoice is your timely resurrection Fr Troll to ...I rejoice is your timely resurrection Fr Troll to guide us poor sinners through these troublous times. However, I can't help noticing that since your first incarnation your spelling and formatting seems to have deteriorated. Are you getting too old for the rigours of frontline ministry or have you just been distracting your nubile typists while they have been at work?Isambard Goatposturenoreply@blogger.com