Monday, December 12, 2011

Funniest. Complaint. Ever. Times Six.

Schism
1

I never accused Bishop Murphy of financial wrongdoing. I did accuse him of schism. I stand by that.
2

The real issue is schism. Rather than work out personal differences and misunderstandings, rather than fight it out in house, rather than struggle for unity, +Murphy et al, chose schism.
3

+Murphy’s actions are schismatic. The only way to deny that is to do what many want to do here…play the relativist card.
4

Somebody is taking themselves way to (sic) seriously—not to mention going out of his way to pick at nits.
5

Nor should we, if we think schism has occured (sic) in this particular case, be afraid to recognize schism as sin. I don’t think it qualifies as anything else.
6
As the accompanying links reveal, each of the above gems is the work of the same young man. Who once solemnly vowed to serve the church from which he later tried to appropriate assets. Someone whose hitherto unknown comedic genius surpasses that of all other mortals (although I must admit his sense of irony appears to have been removed at birth)…

My Beloved Sinners – I present little Matt Kennedy of Binghamton, New York!

At which point I must leave, and beg your pardons for such brevity. My presence is required to settle a small domestic matter: it appears the kitchen pot is accusing the kettle of stealing his shtick.

I’m Father Christian and I teach the Bible.

3 comments:

Wormwood's Doxy said...

Sort of like Newt Gingrich blathering on about the "sanctity of marriage"....

I couldn't write parodies like that if I tried!

Doxy

Anonymous said...

Surely in the heat of another AMiA moment it must be time for breeder/preacher to attempt to distract us with another reproduction?

Irwin Nesbitt Gonzalo Flupoodle and Son

¨Pushing Irregulars Is Our Business¨

The Rev. Dr. Christian Troll said...

No doubt, my dear Flupoodles, and I'm certain that's something the young man is eagerly practicing when alone in front of his computer.