Sunday, December 6, 2009

Conservative Youth Ministry.

Advent is a wonderful time, particularly since I’ve always felt there’s something about the Christmas spirit that encourages creativity in our worship. Consequently I’ve utterly preoccupied with developing an exciting new liturgy for our Christmas Eve guest service, which will involve the congregation poking out each other’s ear wax with Eucharistically-blessed Q-tips

Meanwhile Bishop Quinine has become enthralled by the Furry Fandom, and after only a little persuasion (in which I don’t believe anyone was seriously harmed) he has members of the parish Young People’s Fellowship all making costumes. Personally I’m delighted to see their morally bankrupt western teenage values being replaced with something more wholesome – even if that something does seem to involve a lot sweaty yelping noises coming from an elderly Bishop in a Josie and the Pussycats suit.

Meanwhile I’d like to present a marvelous video featuring a group of obviously heterosexual young men, whose talent stands as living proof of how not every nation has followed our own tragic slide into degenerate liberalism. You’ve only got to watch this to see how wonderful life could be if our leaders would repent of their wickedness and return to the good old-fashioned family values still flourishing in foreign parts of the Communion. Like Korea or Virginia.

I'm Father Christian and I teach the Bible.


David |Dah • veed| said...

Korean Boy groups, whoda thunk it? All cute, but only one butch enough to be interesting!

Leonardo Ricardo said...

That was spectacular, really well done (and I didn´t locate the one that Dah·veed wrote about, must be the costuming).


secret word: bungsreg (has a almost Dr. Christian Troll ring to it)

Anonymous said...

An overwhelming presentation of Joy on hearing God's Word! Particularly fetching is Dobby Ould with the red balloons.

Doorman-Priest said...

You siad you were allergic to Liturgical Dance.

Vestavia Fortunoff said...

Your esteemed colleague the Mad Priest offers a few days off purgatory for enduring such a thing. Are you feeling generous enough to offer comparable compensation for the assault on one's IQ and well-being?

Robert said...

Hey David, I too am trying to figure out which one is butch enough to be interesting. :)

David |Dah • veed| said...

Guys, I only said that he was butch enough to be interesting, not that he was actually butch. But he certainly appears more butch that the rest of them.

He is the one in white with blue trim and the number 10 on his chest.

He could sleep in my bed and even eat crackers if he wanted too!