Friday, November 14, 2008

Kendall's Kommentators tell it Like It Is

"There is absolutely NO evidence that W’s Administration has used torture techniques on any prisoner of war or combatant."

Few things make this old doctrinal Warrior’s heart as proud as the pithy intelligence so frequently expressed by the wicked Sinners regularly commenting here, but after them the next most insightful commenters in the Christian blogosphere must surely be those at little Kendall Harmon’s place, of whom few can hope to equal the perception displayed here by “libraryjim”.

He’s absolutely correct, of course, even if people who know him testify that the only part of any library he frequents is the section where they keep the coloring books and crayons, occasionally venturing out to ask where they “keep them books what prove th’ moon landin’ was fake”. Seeing’s believing, as my dear mother always told the wardens when they suspected her of hiding contraband, and pictures like the one below prove just how foreigners assisting US forces with their enquiries are treated.


Is it any wonder that little Kendall’s readers are horrified someone would even think of demanding the next President intervenes in these touching moments? Next thing you know the Liberals will be claiming Jesus wouldn’t have supported techniques like this.

I’m Father Christian and I teach the Bible.

10 comments :

Anonymous said...

Is this supposed to be funny? Torture isn't funny. Neither is the sarcasm.

Robert said...

talk about missing the point!

Anonymous said...

Not to worry, it´s only funny, when it´s being done to them thar enemies and queers! Sarcasm is nothing compared to COWARDLY Anonymous posting...I ought know,

Urban Renewal Goldblatt

The Rev. Dr. Christian Troll said...

Funny Anonymous? Whatever gave you that idea? My site is dedicated to nothing but the purest Bible Teaching in blogdom.

If it's laughter you want I suggest you visit any of my "Gathered Brethren" links at the bottom of the left-hand column.

The Rev. Dr. Christian Troll said...

... and besides, all the thigh-smacking hijinks of Abu Ghraib and Gitmo aren't a patch on what God'll be dishing out for all eternity to everyone who didn't vote for Sweet Sarah Palin so that this foretaste of a sinner's afterlife can continue.

Revd Dr Chris Sudsoap said...

Were we not at the same Bible College? I was at Bob Jones University 1938. You had black hair and wore shades and drank too much. Do you remember an Irishman, Ian Paisley, who believed in torture and knee-capping?

Doorman-Priest said...

I pray people like anon would come to appreciate our true Christian values.

Onward Christian soldiers....

Lynn said...

Is someone also going to tell "libraryjim" that we have found no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Someone should send jim to the periodicals section of the library.

susan s. said...

"We have met the WMD, and they is US(A)!"

apologies to Pogo...

Padre Mickey said...

That's nothin'! You should read LibraryJim's comments on First Nation peoples. They're all fulla demons!!!

I've always wondered if his name was a reference to the place where he sleeps whilst waiting for the Shelter to open.