Shock and Horror in Colorado.

It’s no lie: my hands are positively shaking with disgust at the news that a judge has just ruled that CANA’s own answer to Bernie Madoff, the financially scrupulous Don Amrstrong, is not allowed to steal his former church and rectory buildings.

In making the astonishing finding that property consecrated as an Episcopalian Church 1929, when the parish Rector, Wardens and Vestry signed a document stating they ”hereby relinquish all claim to any right of disposing of the said building”, does indeed belong to the Episcopalian Church, the court has proven the truth of my words last year. If you recall, my dear sinners, I clearly warned everyone that the United States would go to wrack and ruin if people didn’t have the sense to send Sarah Palin to the Washington. And just look what things have come to now...

Seriously, what hope is there for anyone when the state intervenes to prevent an accomplished tax cheat and fraudster stealing church property? Surely his homophobic disciples could have bribed someone? After all if a righteous god-fearing nation like Nigeria can permit that sort of thing it ought surely to be permissible here in the immoral west? Perhaps someone could give little Martyn Minns a call and ask what he thinks.

I’m Father Christian and I teach the Bible.