“12. Blogging also inevitably opens the door for much needed spiritual and material support from sympathetic readers locally and around the world. Let your congregation know about any kind of support you receive. You will be surprised at the boost in morale such news produces.”What’s more the internet is full of suckers who’d just love to throw a few hard-earneds into the bottomless pit of your self-induced sob story. However there’s no point of becoming a martyr if you’re not surrounded by weeping admirers, so make certain to delete and ban any commenter not displaying the requisite morale-boosting sycophancy.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Lessons Matt Kennedy Learned When Attempting Theft - #12
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Matt may pull himself out of the doldrums by reading this.
As I am not allowed to post my conservative theology at STAND FIRM, may I use your esteemed site, Father, to send Mr Kennedy my good wishes for his speedy recovery. I know he reads your wise words avidly every day. Perhaps this site may help http://www.thesite.org/healthandwellbeing/mentalhealth/otherconditions/paranoia
But the Left and Middle as Well do this.
There is no god..
Yes Brad, but there is a God.
And you know this...how?
Because I am vastly more intelligent than you are, and because God likes more.
(Sometimes, Brad, you just make it too easy ;-)
Rev Dr Christian Troll
Happy clappy songs can often be mistaken as dischord.
Yes but some music heralds the divine.
God likes what more?
God likes more what?
And that was an intellectually satisfying answer?
God likes ME more. Than you. Which is why, among other things, I'm vastly more handsome than you.
If my goal was to satisfy you intellectually (or any other way) I'd be posting pictures of monster trucks.
How do you know this?
Doesn't the one in the air like everyone equally?
Isn't that why he created tapeworms, nematodes, cockroaches and syphilis? To show how much he loves us? And HIV?
Talk about generous!
You won't hear any liberal nonsense about equality here on my blog, little Brad my son. It's obviously a socialist deception, since God clearly created me righteous, wise, and inordinately good-looking, while blessing you with the personality and insight of cave moss.
As for God giving you tapeworms, syphilis and HIV etc. - whilst I can't help but admire your liturgical creativity, it might be a good idea to incorporate protection into your "services". And are you sure it's God, and not just that strange fellow-inmate of yours who thnks he's a garbage disposal unit?
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