Father Christian has been "in conference" with Bishop Quinine for the past day, and he has asked me to let everyone know that he is currently in "important discussions" which cannot be disturbed.
At least that's what he says is happening, although I've no idea why Consuella and the Latina Pole-Dancers Fellowship needed to join them several hours ago, nor why I was suddenly sent to fetch them a case of absinthe. And why it was necessary for Brother Richthofen and his friends to set up turntables and a sound system is entirely beyond me.
I asked Father Christian if he had any message for you all, but he just shouted that everyone should read Job 12:25 and give thanks for his ministry. And he also insisted that I should end by telling you all this:
I'm Evangelical Eric and I do what I'm told.