A Cry from Little Pete’s Hand-maiden.

A funny little Australian has come right out and said what Bible-believers have all been thinking for some time now: that the Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams and Bishop of Durham Tom “Would you like me to autograph that?” Wright are false teachers.

It’s unclear exactly what role this fellow plays within the Diocese of Sydney. Since his surname is not “Jensen” he can’t be anyone of significance, and is probably just one of the family’s servants, but that a simple domestic has been permitted to speak out like this suggests things have gone badly downhill since the glories of GAFCON and Jerusalem.

Clearly little Pete Jensen has finally realised Great Britain isn’t big enough for two outspoken jet-setting evangelicals, and the failure of British clergy to cast rose petals before his feet wherever he walked on his recent “Look at me – I’m the Genius of GAFCON” tour just prior to Lambeth seems to have left him more than a little miffed. While he expected to be greeted as the Great White Saviour from the South, what he failed to understand is that although Bishop Wright’s fellow Church of England members may often find him a pain in the proverbial, he’s their pain in the proverbial. And they’re not so silly as to think they need to import a second to keep him company.

What’s more, the conservative North American Anglo-Catholics are well aware that if they wanted to be led by a Baptist they’d have appointed Mark Dever as their Bishop years ago. Or maybe Pat Robertson if they felt the need for someone a little more financially creative; but one look at Jack Iker should tell you that’s never going to happen. So with the two largest nations in the degenerate Anglican west off the table, where else can little Pete seek conquests for his empire? Luxembourg maybe? The rest of Australia doesn’t want him anymore than the UK does.

Since the Jensen’s nest of termites has recognized Anglicanism is now ruled by false teachers, I fully expect them to do the honourable thing and leave the Communion, in the process handing back all of their property, assets and investments. Unless like me they can admit that’s no way to remain in the lifestyle to which one’s grown accustomed.

I’m Father Christian and I teach the Bible.