Sunday, September 7, 2008

Here Comes the Bride (& A Few GOP Enforcers)

This note arrived yesterday, and Praise the Lord it looks like St. Onuphrius' will be getting quite a bit of attention in the few weeks...



I'm Father Christian and I teach the Bible.
I also conduct weddings.

7 comments :

Fred Schwartz said...

Fr. Christian,
I just know you are a wholy man and will inevitably end up where all wholy men end up. That being said, I (and about a gazillion other people) would miss your smiling face so could you please have Eric start you car for you from now on. Just a thought.

David |Däˈvēd| said...

Eric might need to sample your food also.

Father David Heron said...

Dear Dr Troll
I am aware that as a Bible Teacher you are disinterested in worldly wealth. However, would it not be possible to issue "Troll Diplomas" at the party which I shall be attending? A small academic administration fee could be made, and those of us graduate could proudly display our qualifications for less intelligent people to see.

Anonymous said...

"A small academic administration fee could be made, and those of us graduate could proudly display our qualifications for less intelligent people to see." Fr. David H.

At last, wisdom at last and I'm wondering if I can buy more than one and if they come in slightly different style/variations...I would like to paper the walls with them...I'm tired of being questioned about my "background" and "such"...

Lic. Herbie Horowitz-Hernandez

Two Cents said...

I think I'd have Eric buy a plane ticket in his name for you and flee the country. You can stay at my place until things cool down a little.

Leonardo Ricardo said...

Eric may need to wear your clothes and sleep in your bed...good thing he's into different apparel and can sleep around almost anywhere.

Solid and practical.

Pierre R. Wheaton said...

You may also want to give Eric a cyanide tablet, so that if he does get caught and is subjected to intensive er...uh questioning, he does not reveal any important parish secrets.

You can always get another curate. We're popping them out by the dozens in Pittsburgh.