African GAFCON Leaders: Stephen Noll

Recently all manner of scurrilous allegations have started to be voiced concerning GAFCON’s legitimacy as the true voice of two-thirds worlds Anglicans fed up with Apostate Westerners turning their backs on good old-fashioned colonialist bigotry and hatred. To counter this falsehood, which dares to suggest GAFCON actually represents a move by disenfranchised white conservatives to further their own causes by throwing money at African churches in order to garner support and legitimacy for their campaign against such evils as human rights, equality, and the need for clergy to receive an academically rigorous theological education, I am starting an occasional series on some of the lesser known GAFCON leaders.

This will, I have no doubt, show that despite defections to the English ++Venables are currently outnumbering those to ++Akinola by something like ten to one, the spirit, heart and effluvia of GAFCON remains intrinsically indigenous. Colonial notions of white leadership have been consigned to the dustbin of history, and what we are now witnessing is an uprising of those to whom the faith was delivered so long ago. The nations whose ancestors whose ancestors quite probably ate those who initially brought them the Gospel have now been called to bring those first truths back to the nations who dispatched these faithful but under-armed missionaries.


First up in this new series is The Rev. Prof. Stephen Noll, Vice Chancellor of Uganda Christian University in Mukono Uganda. Pictured here with his wife Peggy, I must confess to finding the pair strangely arousing, although this may just be an after-effect of the mushrooms Bishop Quinine found growing in the woods.

As you can see, they are both living examples of GAFCON’s African origins, and it is believed “Grassy” (as Dr. Noll is known to his associates) was a key player in the conference recently held at his esteemed institution.Since GAFCON represents a new wave of openness and transparency for all Bible Believers, irrespective of their nationality and ability to think coherently, it’s quite understandable that not a word of this soiree’s proceedings has been made public. Transparency doesn’t involve telling people what you’re doing, and anyone suggesting to the contrary is nothing more than a bare-faced Reappraiser.

No; transparency actually involves using every cliché you’ve ever heard, and making every promise under the sun, in order to convince others of your own legitimacy. Which is why we in the west should all feel so ashamed of having abandoned the Scriptural foundations of our first love in our race to Hell in a handbasket while the church we grew up in is hijacked by the Homosexual Conspiracy etc etc etc blah blah…..

I’m Father Christian and I teach the Bible.