When -Bobby met ++Rowie

In the wake of former Pirate of Pittsburgh Bobby Duncan’s meeting with the Archbishop of Canterbury the esteemed Bishop Clumber sent a note asking if I had any inside information on what was actually said.

Naturally it just so happens that my extensive contacts extend deep into the very heart of Lambeth Palace itself, and what follows was captured by my top-secret hidden GAFCON recording devices:





Your Grace – we need to talk…









Of course my son.
What splendid eyebrows you have!











Err… thank you my Lord. Now, have you heard what that terrible woman has done to me…?









How do you fertilize them?
I use chicken manure on mine.











Uhmm... Your Grace... simply because I said we wouldn’t play with her any more she’s had me thrown off the team, and now…








Of course they say that any type of dung works well.












Please Archbishop! The liberals and gays have taken away my big pointy hat! They say I’m no longer the Great Grand Poobah of Pitts…







And I once met an old woman in the forest who sold me a jar of Unicorn’s Urine. Oh, the sheen and lustre that came from washing them in that!








YOUR GRACE!!!! I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT TEH LIBERAL QUEERS HAD ME DUMPED!!!



You know my dear Robert, I’d been told that yours weren’t real eyebrows at all, but just some caterpillars one of your African friends stuck on. Yet meeting you in person has shown me that's quite wrong, and that your eyebrows are indeed impressively genuine. Why, they’re almost as spectacular as my own…







Oh my goodness me, Your Grace - thank you. Do you really think so???...






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