Friday, October 31, 2008

When -Bobby met ++Rowie

In the wake of former Pirate of Pittsburgh Bobby Duncan’s meeting with the Archbishop of Canterbury the esteemed Bishop Clumber sent a note asking if I had any inside information on what was actually said.

Naturally it just so happens that my extensive contacts extend deep into the very heart of Lambeth Palace itself, and what follows was captured by my top-secret hidden GAFCON recording devices:





Your Grace – we need to talk…









Of course my son.
What splendid eyebrows you have!











Err… thank you my Lord. Now, have you heard what that terrible woman has done to me…?









How do you fertilize them?
I use chicken manure on mine.











Uhmm... Your Grace... simply because I said we wouldn’t play with her any more she’s had me thrown off the team, and now…








Of course they say that any type of dung works well.












Please Archbishop! The liberals and gays have taken away my big pointy hat! They say I’m no longer the Great Grand Poobah of Pitts…







And I once met an old woman in the forest who sold me a jar of Unicorn’s Urine. Oh, the sheen and lustre that came from washing them in that!








YOUR GRACE!!!! I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT TEH LIBERAL QUEERS HAD ME DUMPED!!!



You know my dear Robert, I’d been told that yours weren’t real eyebrows at all, but just some caterpillars one of your African friends stuck on. Yet meeting you in person has shown me that's quite wrong, and that your eyebrows are indeed impressively genuine. Why, they’re almost as spectacular as my own…







Oh my goodness me, Your Grace -
thank you. Do you really think so???...






I'm Father Christian and I teach the Bible.

11 comments :

Father David Heron said...

Ezekial 4:12 "Thou shalt cover it, in their sight, with the dung that cometh out of a man".
I suggest, Dr Troll, that it is the above verse which inspires such two holy men to put human shit on their foreheads.

+clumber said...

Father Christian,

Well, I just knew that you would have an operative or two lurking around when the two of them met! Given the image of their copious eyebrow foliage, is it at all possible that they are related?

Thank you for the service of the pictorial conversation here. It has been an enormous help in understanding what the two of them have in common.

Fred Schwartz said...

father david heron:
You are as good as Fr. Christian at leaving things wide open but so that I am not deemed disrespectful let me just say that you on the eyebrows or coming out of their mouths?

Leslie Littlefield said...

ROTFL!!!

susan s. said...

Thank you Dear Father Christian for the excellent photo of Booby Poops... I did not know until today how much he resembles a chipmunk. Perhaps he _is_ a chipmunk?

James said...

Abso bloody brilliant! Thank you for the first great laugh of the day!

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised they didn't get lost in the forest of eyebrows.

Oh wait...

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Leonardo Ricardo said...

It´s Boobys little turned down mouth that always gets me going...I´m a sucker for puckered lipped pain...emotional and physical is my favorite torture and he happily adds and combines the spiritual, physical and emotional so well...one sick cookie looking for more harm to instigate and contaminate...don´t they have medicine for that?

Thank Goodness the Archbishop remains perky and focused and on message...sometimes I´ve wondered if anybody was home at The Lambeth Garden of Eternal delight...you know, doing the garden fumigating, picking weeds, resoiling, repotting, furtilizing...basic caregiving so healthy churchLIFE can abound!

Licda. Rosellen Hyperwitz-Altiverapaz
Presidente, Regan Survivors

Two Cents said...

My Lord Father, did Jesus return and resurrect Monty Python? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more. Standing ovation. Blessed are the greeks indeed.

Kirkepiscatoid said...

Why does Bobby seem to look like Garrison Keilor's evil twin to me?

Grandmère Mimi said...

But this is Swiftian satire! That's just how the ABC talks - and Bobby, too, I expect. I haven't heard or read enough of his "verbage" (as the Divine Sarah would say) to recognize his style.